moonlandingwasfaked:

stats:

kidneydoner:

praystations:

praystations:

vitamn:

tailsandco:

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

@praystations youd obliterate this entire post

-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.

-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)

-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick

-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup

-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?

-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….

-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties

I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:

1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients

2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack

3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup

4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal

5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

calellon:

tumblr is TOO americanocentric and it needs to end. in 2019 the new fresh and spicy focal point of tumblr will be the netherlands and every single blogger who doesn’t coorporate will have their blog terminated.

flouryhedgehog:

simonalkenmayer:

jbbarnes-rogers:

Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice

Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.

My dog is told “Would you like to wear your jewelry?” And becomes excited. He then chooses which necklace he’d like. He has a few and they all have to have tags on them. I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of “fuck you”. I asked him why he didn’t like it. He did a dance. I don’t know how I figured it out, but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking “there’s got to be a reason”. It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle. So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he’d leap outside. The whole walk, he pranced around like a prize pig. So I realized that the collar couldn’t be a collar. It had to be a necklace. And now he has a large selection for every season, each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration.

Sometimes he gets downright picky. He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time, but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until I’d transferred the tags from another collar to it. But he has to choose the tags, and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove. But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he’d piss himself right there in protest.

Simon I love your dog SO MUCH

ishimustard:

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

lesbian-bookworm:

charlioak:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

lesbiancarlo:

who’s getting into hockey of all sports for hot guys. where are these hot guys. you literally walk around american eagle for ten minutes and find ten guys who look like connor mcdavid. if you’re in for more of the dad look change that to home depot. they get the shit beaten out of them for a living. half of these guys cant even make spaghetti by themselves.